heliolisk:

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

I hope when I die people remember me by this one post alone

(via heliolisk)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir, via cybernude)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via youngvlcanoes)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via art-rebellion)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Did he eat you out standing up I mean damn

I’m my own bae

(Source: cutebiche, via art-rebellion)

cyberho:

I was born at the tender age of 0